Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Seems like some people are rooting for high gas prices”

11 minutes ago

Orange Karen warns the Iran manager against any funny business

59 minutes ago

Fishing fest fuckery foiled

1 hour ago

WATCH LIVE: Operation Karoline Fury

3 hours ago

Only “TRUMP” CAN eradicate invasive Asian fish from Great Lakes

3 hours ago

Energy Suckretary deletes tweet claiming Hormuz tanker escort

3 hours ago

“Fact Check: Photos of Bill Clinton with Stephen Hawking in princess costume aren’t real. We have the proof”: Snopes headline

3 hours ago

“Transgender mutilation surgery” worked into midterms pitch

4 hours ago

Southern Caucasian gets 20 years for shooting dollar store clerk

4 hours ago

Voting Republican costs New Jersey town’s taxpayers $1.1 million

5 hours ago

House GOP looking to gut Medicaid even further

5 hours ago

Capitol rioter caught pre-planning statutory rape

6 hours ago

“Eagle Ed” facing disbarment in DC

7 hours ago

DNC sues Regime for election day deployment plans

7 hours ago

MAGA Land determined as ever to leave lib shitposters flustered

8 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants roused from hangover

9 hours ago

Property Brothers convicted of sex trafficking

9 hours ago

Fox News reports their God-Titan still has capacity to threaten

10 hours ago

Trump using Texas primary to leverage Senate on SAVE act

10 hours ago

Alexander Butterfield has died

11 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat liar propagates more bullshit

24 hours ago

Orange Overlord wants to unalive new Ayatollah and end war

1 day ago

WHOA 2028 BUZZ ALERT! Stephen A Smith now NOT running!

1 day ago

Gas up 66 cents/gallon in Indiana over the last 10 days

1 day ago

OSU president quits over ambiguously “inappropriate relationship”

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare appearance amid humiliation

1 day ago

FIFA Peace Prize winner also an expert on soccer geopolitics

1 day ago

Hah! Good one Eric!

1 day ago

US intel concludes US bombed Iranian girls elementary school

1 day ago

Pawn Stars dickbag needs $18,000 after Mexico motorcycle crash

1 day ago

“SHOW SOME GUTS”

1 day ago

Supreme Court screws GOP by dawdling on VRA decision

1 day ago

Higher gas prices are patriotic

2 days ago

Fox News blatantly lies to audience to spare Trump outrage

2 days ago

Not like Trump was signing any bills anyway, but…

2 days ago

Movie Night Saturday: Dante’s Peak

3 days ago

California wildlife preserve agrees to stop using “human compost”

3 days ago

British Columbia’s final-ever “Spring Forward” comes this weekend

3 days ago

Orange Malformation headlines some made-up event: Live video

3 days ago

Classified report says US unlikely to oust Iranian regime

3 days ago

Car thief retires again

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Incompetent men discuss their next pointless failure

4 days ago

Deadbeat dad escapes child support warrant via Biden Street

4 days ago

Vestige of Harris 2024 makes use of iconic propaganda

4 days ago

Nintendo sues Trump regime over tariffs

4 days ago

Daryl Hannah, uncut (actually copied and pasted from the middle)

4 days ago

Don Jr boosts Paxton’s hail mary

4 days ago

Middle East evacuation “quietly” successful: Demented president

4 days ago

Dems now morally superior: Pew poll

4 days ago

“No, they’re not”: Trump to CNN on whether gas prices are higher

4 days ago

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