Prosecutors in Brazil on Monday told the New York Times that now that they’ve been informed of douchebag Republican Congressman-elect George Santos’ whereabouts they’re reopening the previously inactive 2008 check fraud case against him. The next step is to request the US Department of Justice inform Santos of the still-pending charges, which they’ll probably jot down on a Post-It note to stick with their own likely upcoming grand jury subpoena to the “Jew-ish” guy.