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Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

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Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

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White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

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July jobs report smashes expectations

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Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

7 hours ago

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Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

7 hours ago

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Andy Ogles loses primary

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Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

23 hours ago

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Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

1 day ago

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“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

1 day ago

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Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

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Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

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Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

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Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

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Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

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Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

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Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

2 days ago

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DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

2 days ago

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Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

2 days ago

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Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

2 days ago

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Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

3 days ago

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Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

3 days ago

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Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

3 days ago

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Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

3 days ago

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Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

3 days ago

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David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

3 days ago

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British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

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Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

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“Things aren’t looking good”

4 days ago

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Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

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Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

4 days ago

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Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

4 days ago

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Frailty, thy name is Donald

4 days ago

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NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

4 days ago

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Naoero is the new Nauru

4 days ago

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Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

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Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

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UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

4 days ago

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CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

4 days ago

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Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

4 days ago

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Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

4 days ago

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Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

5 days ago

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Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

5 days ago

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Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

5 days ago

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Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

6 days ago

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Houthi missile threat to critical Saudi oil processing hub “could upend Trump’s midterm message”: Politico on what really matters

6 days ago

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Not-Movie Night Friday: The Shadow Over Innsmouth audiobook

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