DeSantis staffs up for presidential run

Napoleonic Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s minions recently began eyeing key New Hampshire and Iowa political hires in the latest sign the mean little bastard is challenging the almighty Orange God Emperor for the throne of the Republican cult, the Washington Post reports.

That time The Journal blasted a Republican’s economic plan

The Weighting is The Hardest Part

“Luciferase” weirdo claims major internal audit over Trump mailers

Team Orange freaks out over pending DC case evidence drop

Ohio cat knocks over hand grenade

MAGA school activist appears to have done a lot of gay porn

Pennsylvania woman lavishly praises her God on live television

Minnesota Congressman Tom Emmer playing Tim Walz for Jaydee

“Kamala should take down and disavow all of her Statements that she worked for McDonald’s,” rages frequent Big Mac consumer

Team Orange use pic of wrong Georgia

Nebraska Electoral College fuckery DOA as state senator backs out

Republican Governor’s Association responds to Nude Africa-mania

Orange Loser probably misunderstanding conspiracy theory

Lewandowski won’t even say Trump would debate on Newsmax

Mediaite scoop incoming: Biden to appear on The View Wednesday

Violent crimes dropped in 2022-2023: FBI statistics

Justice Department outlines 2024 election pre-gaming

Biden Admin proposes ban on all Chinese, Russian tech in cars

QAdulteress enraged someone else is inciting violence

Mexican drug cartel leaves victims’ bodies wearing sombreros

Major hurricane potentially developing in Carribbean

Big Mark apparently denies he’s hired that Burkman dipshit

Ohio MAGA sheriff’s deputies removed from polling precinct detail

Musk warns electing Kamala Harris would kill his Mars program

Robinson’s new “campaign manager” unilaterally announces hiring

Normies squeak out win against Fourth Reich in German state

Memo lays out Harris plan to chain Trump to Robinson

Harris hauls in $27 million at New York City fundraising event

Big exodus from Big Mark’s campaign

MAGA Land apparently believes Trump’s claim he won’t run in 2028

Nearly 750 former national security, senior military officials endorse Harris for President, castigate Trump’s anti-American attitude

“Support for Taylor Swift get-out-the-vote efforts falls after Super Bowl conspiracy theory”: The Hill on a Monmouth poll finding

Orange Supplicant lavishes praise on Middle Eastern monarch

“The best lawsuit in the history of the country for libel”

Sri Lankan president comes in third in reelection vote

Team Orange thinks Fetterman mocking them is a win

New NYPD interim commissioner also under federal investigation

Tom Cotton says Trump’s been saying antisemitic shit for a while

Harris 47 – Trump 41: NBC News poll

Swing State Republicans concerned by MIA Trump canvassers

Jaydee seems to think CNN faked Mark Robinson’s sickfuckery

Bobby Jr bragged about having “intimate photos” of Olivia Nuzzi

Debate loser celebrates big win

Cowardly Cantaloupe refuses second public humiliation

WATCH LIVE: Orange Freak rambles in North Carolina

Harris accepts CNN October 23 debate invite

Crafty, cowering, timorous beast breaks man’s dominion o’sky

Remember that “Proud Patriots” merch site we used to mock?

Orange Felon seems to be seriously panicking about women voters

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCII