As an outlet where discussions of pudding are usually reserved for Fridays after 10 p.m. Eastern time, we found it difficult to write a headline to express our extreme disgust at Republican Florida Governor and man so dull he makes polenta seem spicy Ron DeSantis. “For what this time?” you justifiably ask given his assault on…well… teachers, decency, women, minorities, science, fashion, LGBTQ people and non-Christians to list just a few of his targets. But pudding?
According to the Daily Beast, DeSantis has a team who make his appearance less grotesque due to the presumptive presidential candidate’s horrible interpersonal manners. Everyone recognizes that DeSantis is socially inept, but apparently the thing that disgusts people the most are Ron’s habit of grossly eating food.
One legendary episode happened in 2019 as he made the mandatory pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s feet in Washington, DC: on the flight north, DeSantis enjoyed a serving of chocolate pudding by eating it using three of his fingers. … ’cause you can take the man out of Florida…