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Orange God Emperor promises to fire Jack Smith if reelected

In a poorly-timed Thursday interview with Breitbart, coming apparently just moments after he had been informed he had been hit with three more charges in a superseding indictment over his theft and hoarding of classified government documents at Mar-a-Lago, disgraced former President Trump promised to fire Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith if he’s reelected in 2024.

“I wouldn’t keep him,” Trump said when asked if he would fire Smith. “Jack Smith? Why would I keep him? He is – look, he’s gone after other people. He’s been overturned unanimously in the Supreme Court. He’s destroyed a lot of lives. Lives have been destroyed. He’s destroyed people – he’s destroyed lives… He was Lois Lerner and the IRS case, which was one of the most egregious abuses what happened. The government had to apologize to people. He went after Christians. This is a guy – he’s a wild man. I call him deranged. He’s been overturned. He went after the governor of Virginia – overturned unanimously. He went after another senator or something and was overturned. What he’s done is just horrible. The abuse of power – it is prosecutorial misconduct.”

The interview article contains several such paragraphs of agitated ranting by the fat bastard but this was the dumbest/funniest one. Also a pretty stupid question on Breitbart’s part, like that’s somehow the most salient issue in a guaranteed end of the prosecution against him should this demented, racist loser end up scamming his way back to the most powerful office on the planet.

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