Thought he was happy to get "indicated" again

Nice of him to at least acknowledge that he’s not the only one who got criminally charged over this shitshow. But what happened to “Any time they file an indictment, we go way up in the polls. We need one more indictment to close out this election. One more indictment, and this election is closed out” like he said last weekend? Why isn’t he more excited about this and saying he just won big time?

Reporter on leave after alleged affair with RFK Jr.

Uncommitted remains uncommitted

How many zygotes must die, rightwinger wants to know

Muslim ban 2.0: Trump says Jews don’t treat him well, declares US will not welcome people from “infested countries”

Dem Kentucky sheriff shoots Dem judge dead in courthouse

Former cokehead clearly now addicted to salt and lots of it

Colin Allred leads Ted Cruz, Harris up in most swing states: MC polls

Cat makes it from Yellowstone almost back home to California

Big Mark says he didn’t post that shit and he’s not dropping out

Team Orange issuing more lame threats to local election officials

CNN’s Mark Robinson story finally drops and it is bad: peeping into women’s locker rooms, wanting to own slaves, liking trans porn, etc

Stephen Miller seems a little extra irritated lately

Strategist says Robinson to actually go on CNN to respond to story

Bongo promises to quit politics if Gabon junta releases wife and son

Maine MAGA white supremacist sentenced to 30 months in clink

Maria Bartiromo and pals cope and seethe over Fed interest rate cut

Mark Robinson cancels campaign events ahead of CNN story

Orange Victim freaks out over Iran hacking his campaign

WATCH LIVE: Comer’s big Biden-Harris Administration hearing

“The pollsters rigged it”

Fox News fires veteran sexual harasser from production crew

Breitbart reports Harris has no policy plan to tackle cat eating crisis

Harris 49 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania: Franklin and Marshall poll

Lindsey lobbies Nebraska GOP to try to kill EC vote apportionment

Hawaiian volcano threatens state with a massive Red Wave

Fox News buries the lede from moronic “comedy” show interview

Harris 50 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania, tied nationally: NYT polls

Orange Loser can now sell $DJT shares as “lockup” rule expires

Mischievous NYC teen arrested after crashing subway train

Gateway Pundit reports 20 people seated behind Trump at rally last week sent to hospital with “burning eyes” in alleged bio attack

Republicans deploy cruel and unusual punishment at border

Harris 50 – Trump 48 among likely voters: Fox News national poll

Teamsters regional councils break with Management

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor rallies his cult on Long Island

It’s tough for Fox consumers to rationalize a Harris lead when all you’re told is Trump has a commanding lead

Federal judge tells RFK Jr tough shit about Michigan ballot

Ohio MAGA sheriff says it’s his right to intimidate Harris voters

Former Trump White House economic schlong furious over rate cut

Jaydee explains why legal migrants are, in his view, actually illegal

“Concerns about potential conflict of interest with Haitian migrants”

Orange Pharaoh again commands GOP to shut down government

WATCH LIVE: Senate Intel hearing on foreign election interference

Florida men charged with ctaching, planning to eat baby alligator

Fed cuts interest rate by 0.5 percent

Fox News reports FBI seriously so screwed for real this time

The cat was in the basement the whole time

Harris leads Trump across Blue Wall states: Quinnipiac polls

Maria Bartiromo adds new bit to her “planned distraction” routine

Fentanyl deaths plummeting in 2024: government researchers

Florida cops gift Trump the handcuffs used to arrest Ryan Routh