Saudi agent Jared Kushner and confirmed bachelor Senator Lindsey Graham have been feverishly working their 77 year-old toddler, fat former President Trump, pleading with him to at the very least keep his mouth shut if he can’t publicly affirmatively support the Saudi-Israeli peace deal President Biden is working on, trying to sell it as a natural extension of the “Abraham Accords” the Republicans hyped to no end during the last year of the Trump Administration, Axios reports.
“I told President Trump, listen, this is the natural extension of the Abraham Accords and if we can do it, let’s do it. It doesn’t matter how it gets done, on whose watch it gets done. It’d be a good thing for the stability of the Middle East and our own national security and President Trump deserves his fair share of credit,” said Lindsey, adding that it’s “the highest sign of flattery” for Biden to replicate Trump’s diplomatic strategy in the Middle East, a message he claims Donald appreciated.
So yeah, it’s only a matter of time before Trump has a public meltdown over Biden stealing his idea and claiming that he could do a much better one if reelected and he should’ve won a “Noble” Peace Prize for getting the other Arab-Israeli peace deals done and blah blah blah.