Shut up libs! Nobody cares that President Trump said Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban is the leader of Turkey? Obama said there were 57 states once! Remember when he did that? And OH, don’t get us started on Joe Biden! He’s so old and he messes up all the time, like when he said “Corn Pop was a bad dude.” Remember that? No, because your lamestream media covered it up! It doesn’t matter that President Trump mixed up Turkey and Hungary. He was being sarcastic. It was a 12D chess move to get you leftist homos all riled up. LMAO! He’s got you libtards chasing your tails! LOL!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after offering our MAGA readers this helpful guide on how to spin the gaffe experienced by their Orange Savior in New Hampshire on Monday.

UPDATE 4:13 PM EDT 10/23/23: Maybe we should’ve kept the powder dry and wait to pick a different clip because holy shit is Donald working hard to set fire to his advantage among the “Biden is too old” voters. “You know FDR was a great speaker. He sat. He sat because of the uhhh situat- but he was elegant, beautiful, eloquent, elegant and eloquent…” was one senior moment picked up by the essential Acyn Torabi. Another was Trump saying “I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U-S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U-S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.” But yeah, let’s hear more about “Corn Pop was a bad dude” and other Biden gaffes.

The fat bastard also said “I don’t mind being Nelson Mandela,” as in he’s claiming he’s happy to be a political prisoner like Mandela, who marched against the South African apartheid regime.