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Massive meth seizure in El Paso to somehow mean border is open

“US Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Paso Del Norte international crossing seized 354 pounds of methamphetamine Nov 18. The drugs were concealed in the bed of a pick-up truck that entered the US from Mexico. ‘This is an enormous seizure and demonstrates the need for CBP officers to remain vigilant at all times,’ said CBP El Paso Director of Field Operation Hector Mancha. ‘CBP officers utilized a variety of tools to identify and stop this smuggler.’ The seizure occurred just before 4 pm when CBP officers conducting a pre-primary enforcement operation in the area just south of the inspection booths encountered a Dodge Ram truck being driven by 31-year-old Mexican woman. A CBP drug sniffing dog alerted to the bed of the pick-up.”

“CBP officers escorted the vehicle to the secondary exam area. CBP officers performed a Z-Portal x-ray scan on the vehicle and noted anomalies. A physical exam of the vehicle resulted in the discovery of 161 foil-wrapped bundles hidden beneath the truck bed liner. The contents of the bundles tested positive for methamphetamine. CBP officers took custody of the driver. She was turned over to the Texas Department of Public Safety to face charges associated with the failed smuggling attempt,” says a CBP press release once again making it clear the border is wide open.

Why does it mean the border is open? Well it’s like one of those things when, you know, it’s just this… Look lots of people say this didn’t happen when Trump was president because he was really tough on the border which felt like everything was secure and drug smugglers didn’t think they were safe and now because Biden left the border wide open they think they’re going to be able to drive 354 pounds of meth into our country without getting caught. So what if this one lady was wrong and she probably got fooled into thinking she’d just mosey right on in only for the Border Patrol to cuff her ass… Wait… Look, Republicans know what they’re talking about on this so just shut up.

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