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Sounds like somebody could use a Cosmo or five right about now

Whoa. Easy there, tiger. Can’t win ’em all. No need to pop the claws out on them newsmen and ladies outside the courthouse. They’re just doing their jobs, like you did. Head on over to DelMonico’s and knock back a few. Or significantly more than a few. Just don’t do anything that stupid. You already almost went to jail once today. American Psycho‘s just a movie, it’s not a how-to-guide on murdering vagrants to vent anger from your day job. And the guy was hallucinating anyway.

Anyway, Habba was in the court so she gets the lede, but hers wasn’t the funniest lawyer reaction.

This take from Bush Administration Deputy Attorney General John Yoo – a crazy far right asshole with a terrible reputation himself – was pretty goddamned good too. “I can’t believe his lawyers have not succeeded in telling him, ‘Campaign for president. Run for president. Make your accusations about a two-tiered justice system, but stop attacking people who are no longer public citizens. Stop attacking people. You’ve already lost and the court has said what you’ve done is libel.’ Every time he insults her, again, he has to cut another $20 to $30 million check,” Yoo said, as if he has ever had to worry about having the fat bastard as a client and dealing with his stupid bullshit all the time.

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