Sources in the Senate tell CNN that the new border security bill, that Jesus dork Speaker Mike Johnson declared DOA on Friday morning before he knew any such specifics, includes a kill switch that if more than 8,500 migrants show up to claim asylum on any single day or 4,000 on a rolling one-week average, then Homeland Security would be empowered to simply shut the gates.
Additionally the asylum court system would be required to consider applications within six months while the current process can take up to ten years. Of course this is not at all going to be good enough for fat former President Trump, who wants to center his campaign on immigration since the economy and gas prices aren’t really packing as much punch as they used to for the big baby.