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Milli Vanilli cancel performance at Regime’s 250th celebration fair

2 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Scott Bessent fills in for Krazy Karoline

5 hours ago

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White House claims “tentative 60-day agreement” with Iran: CBS

6 hours ago

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Democrat appropriates Republican style for attack ad

7 hours ago

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“FanimeCon” breakout sesh’s sexy cosplayer “feet juice” sold well

8 hours ago

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Regime Treasury working out how to illegally mint $250 Trump bill

9 hours ago

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Rich McCormick thinks Iran interfering in midterms by not surrendering and allowing Trump to declare total victory

9 hours ago

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MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

10 hours ago

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Rasmussen fucks up, finds Dems up 47 to 41 on generic ballot

12 hours ago

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Breitbart commits necrophilia on irony’s corpse

13 hours ago

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Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

14 hours ago

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Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

24 hours ago

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But the buffalo isn’t even orange

24 hours ago

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Thune has “productive phone call” with Ken Paxton

1 day ago

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Michigan summer camp to raze already denamed “Epstein Lodge”

1 day ago

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New York Dems setting up for 2028 redistricting

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

1 day ago

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Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

1 day ago

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Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

1 day ago

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“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

1 day ago

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Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

1 day ago

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Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

1 day ago

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Ted Cruz, now and then

1 day ago

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John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

1 day ago

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Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

2 days ago

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Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

2 days ago

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Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

2 days ago

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K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

2 days ago

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Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

2 days ago

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Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

2 days ago

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Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

2 days ago

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Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

2 days ago

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“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

2 days ago

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Comey trial pushed back to October

2 days ago

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Federal court blocks Alabama 2026 gerrymander

2 days ago

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US-Saudi venture seeks to replicate Iranian Shahed drones

2 days ago

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Dog shoots innocent bystander

2 days ago

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Let’s see how our president is doing this morning…

2 days ago

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US bombs Iran again “during the ongoing ceasefire”

3 days ago

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Old Man Trump telling tall tales to his willing fools again

3 days ago

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Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

3 days ago

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Breitbart reports it’s pathetic when a Democrat says the same thing

3 days ago

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Surrender spun as victory

4 days ago

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Netanyahu tells Trump he can do whatever he wants in Lebanon

4 days ago

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Movie Night Saturday: Mission Impossible

5 days ago

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Elon, somewhat understandably, lost his shit over The Boys finale

5 days ago

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White House propaganda app now required for federal phones

5 days ago

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Remember when Obama said “57 states”? That was funny

5 days ago

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Hawaii’s Big Island hit with 6.0 magnitude earthquake

5 days ago

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