After the forces of the United States and South Korean military held joint exercises on the peninsula and offshore, petulant Trump pen pal Kim Jong-un ordered his military to fire some short-range missiles into the Sea of Japan, NBC News reports. US and South Korean forces conducted 48 joint field operations, more than twice as last year, as well as computer command post simulation as well, which the North Korea-state media claimed was preparation for the imminent invasion of the North by the capitalist pigs of the United States and the puppet government of the South. In retaliation, the North Korean military fired a formidable… um… three short-range missiles into the sea.