US Attorney General Merrick Garland on Thursday told Politico that it would’ve been “absurd” for him to withhold entirely or force deletions to the cunty and largely false editorializing about Biden’s mental state in documents fuckup investigation special counsel Robert Hur’s final report.

“The idea that an attorney general would edit or redact or censor the special counsel’s explanation for why the special counsel reached the decision the special counsel did – that’s absurd,” Garland said, even though that’s more or less what Bill Barr did to Robert Mueller’s report.

Anyway Garland’s right given the absolute shitstorm that would 100 percent definitely had happened if he had forced edits as Hur no doubt would’ve gone running to Jim Jordan and James Comer to have a round-the-clock Fox News circlejerk about a cover-up and all that shit that would still be going on by this point. The MSM and right wing media had their fun for a few days and got bored talking about Biden’s age. Then came the State of the Union and Hur’s flop of a hearing, so it’s basically water under the bridge. Garland’s original sin was caving to the MAGA chodes to be “balanced” while Jack Smith was investigating Trump too when the Biden documents story first broke. If he had just held out for a few weeks until Mike Pence’s own document fuckup came out then it would’ve been fine. But if he really had to do it then he could’ve at least picked a Bush or Clinton appointee instead of a smarmy fucking punk-ass Trumpster like Hur.