Bless his heart, Junior tries so hard to sound intelligent. “You know, if it’s 18 million and it’s good for the soundbite at the time, it’s worth 18 million, and if it’s worth hundreds of millions, uh, the next day for a different purpose, it’s worth hundreds of millions,” the son Donald Trump didn’t trust to head his company declares, demonstrating why it was a good choice by admitting that his father makes up his statements as he goes along. “That’s what’s going on, and if you think it’s gonna stop by going after Donald Trump and seizing his assets for what even some very liberal law perfersers [sic] in New York are saying a victimless crime, the alleged victim is testifying on our behalf, ah, that there was nothing wrong, it doesn’t matter. They’re willing to seize your assets. The people screaming about fascism are acting an awful lot like fascists.”