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Byron Donalds says House GOP to do fuck all on “election integrity”

Interesting answer from the guy who the Washington Examiner this morning referred to as “his VP front-runner,” with the “his” in that meaning “Trump’s.” First off it’s wrong as any Black American with even the most rudimentary education in civics should be aware that the Voting Rights Act passed by Congress in 1965 expressly prohibits any jurisdiction from implementing any measure resulting “in the denial or abridgement of the right of any citizen to vote on account of race or color.”

Second, it’s also “wrong” in that it’s exactly the opposite of what the Orange God Emperor wants to hear from one of his most loyal toadies. This is literally the reason he ordered Ronna Not-Romney fired: She was spending too much money pretending there was a presidential primary and not enough on “election integrity.” It doesn’t matter if some piece of jerkoff legislation banning mail-in ballots nationally probably wouldn’t even make it to the floor of the House let alone pass. Just pretending that they’re working on trying to address the fat fuck’s “priorities” would probably be enough for now. If Trump was watching this it’s a safe bet Donalds got an angry call about it and is now scrambling to figure out how to mollify him with some performative “legislating” when he could’ve just mumbled some empty bullshit in response to Maria Bartiromo’s question.

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