As all cults eventually develop, MAGA now comes with an elite level: Donald Trump’s latest fundraiser stratifies donors’ dedication to the Greedy Goldfish, allowing one to officially achieve the legendary “Ultra MAGA” status so many posers claim, CNN reports.
Much like another cult, Scientology, believers can gain higher levels based on the amount they spend. To reach Ultra MAGA, an individual must donate $814,600 to the Trump 47 Committee, the new Joint Fundraising Committee (JFC) the Trump campaign shares with his daughter-in-law’s hobby, the RNC.
Lesser MAGAts can donate a cool quarter million to make it to Team Trump 2024, while a $100,000 contribution gets you into the Team America First tier, where Trump recycles merch with old campaign slogans. “Club 47,” as hip as a 1990s disco, will cost you $50,000 (not $47,000), and MAGA 24 starts the titling at a triffling $24,000.