A source familiar with House Republicans tells the Daily Beast that members plan an all-out blitzkrieg against Hunter Biden starting next week, accusing him of some kind of campaign finance violation by getting a rich guy to pay his taxes because – wait for it – they want to counter-message fat former President Trump being on trial for interfering in the 2016 election by paying pornstar Stormy Daniels $130,000 to stay quiet about their 45-second sexual encounter from 2006.
The Beast quotes from experts at length about why the whataboutery won’t make sense, kind of missing the point that it won’t matter to the fanboys who crave sweet nothings about a “two-tier justice system.” If they want Dem donor Kevin Morris covering Hunter’s tax bills to be an illegal “in-kind contribution” to Joe’s 2020 campaign, they’re going to make it one, come hell or high water.