The US Supreme Court on Monday issued a unanimous ruling in former White House Economic Dickbag and shitty board game entrepreneur Peter Navarro’s petition to be released from jail, freeing the addled 70-something conspiracy theorist from federal prison… when his four month sentence for criminal contempt of Congress ends in July. And yes that was a lame bait and switch but it would be pretty fucking funny if that was the way his lawyers told him that Los Supremos denied cert.
The court on Monday also validated Elon Musk’s claim that his First Amendment free speech rights are being violated… by declining to hear his complaint claiming that a settlement he agreed to with the Securities and Exchange Commission violated his First Amendment free speech rights.