Far right possible future Trump Regime Attorney General Mike Davis on Monday barely suppressed his rage at spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan for not finding a way to halt fat former President Trump’s ongoing criminal trial on 34 felony counts in Manhattan, telling white nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon (who will soon find himself in the same courtroom) that “Jim Jordan and this Weaponization Committee need to step up immediately” to interfere with justice.

“Your point you’re trying to make is that [the House] Judiciary [Comnmittee] is fully empowered by kind of mandate to go do something like this. They don’t need to get signed off, so they can go do everything you just said the subpoenas, the documents, subpoenas for documents, for testimony to do under oath, videotaped depositions, all of it. Correct?” Bannon asked Davis on “War Room.”

“Yes. I would say to Jim Jordan, I’ll go volunteer for you if you need help. Like, let’s get moving on this. We are in week four of this criminal prosecution, they’re going to put Trump in prison if they can. This judge is already threatening this. This is illegal lawfare and election interference by these Democrats. This is a conspiracy against rights under 18 USC § 241,” said Davis, and we’re not experts but we’ll just go ahead and say it isn’t a conspiracy against Trump’s rights and even if it was, who does this asshole think controls the Justice Department and thus federal law enforcement?

“It’s a very serious civil rights felony that Biden, his White House Counsel, his Justice Department, including Garland and Colangelo. This is a criminal conspiracy,” Davis continued. “They timed this lawfare, these indictments and these civil prosecutions, to go after Trump during the election season to interfere. And so the House Republicans, the Weaponization Committee must step up, what the hell did they set up this committee to do if they’re not stepping up right now?”