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Team Orange demands Judge Cannon sanction Jack Smith

Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers on Monday responded to Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s request for MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon to impose a gag order on the fat fuck over his lies about an “assassination attempt” during the August 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid, demanding Cannon strike Smith’s motion and to impose sanctions of the prosecutors for even asking.

“President Donald J Trump respectfully submits this procedural opposition to the May 24, 2024 filing by the Special Counsel’s Office, which improperly asks the Court to impose an unconstitutional gag order on President Trump, as a condition of his pretrial release, based on vague and unsupported assertions about threats to law enforcement personnel whose names have been redacted from public filings and whose identities are already subject to a protective order. For the reasons set forth below, in light of the Office’s blatant violation of Local Rule 88.9 and related warnings from the Court, the Court should strike the Motion, make civil contempt findings as to all government attorneys who participated in the decision to file the Motion without meaningful conferral, and impose sanctions after holding an evidentiary hearing regarding the purpose and intent behind the Office’s decision to willfully disregard required procedures,” wrote Trump’s shitbag lawyers.

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