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“We’re keeping a list, we’ll be checking it twice”

Trump campaign Reichsleiter Chris LaCivita on Thursday warned any and every Republican candidate caught fucking around and fundraising off the Orange Fuhrer’s conviction on 34 felonies in Manhattan will face the political equivalent of summary execution immediately, Politico reports.

“Any Republican elected official, candidate or party committee siphoning money from President Trump’s donors are no better than Judge Merchan’s daughter. We’re keeping a list, we’ll be checking it twice and we aren’t in the spirit of Christmas,” said LaCivita in a memo sent to the cucks.

It’s not clear if the memo was issued before or after Colorado GOP chair Dave Williams – the twatwaffle who in 2022 sued Secretary of State Jena Griswold because she wouldn’t let him submit paperwork to list his name as “Dave ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Williams” on a primary ballot – sent out a fundraising email saying “the trial and conviction of President Trump is a disgrace and mockery of the principles our nation was founded on” and a whole bunch of other bullshit under a button that says “CLICK HERE TO STAND WITH TRUMP AND DAVE” but goes to a donation portal for Williams’s campaign for Colorado’s 5th District. But it probably doesn’t matter and Williams should be on LaCivita’s “naughty list” either way since the angry asshole’s been saying this for a while now.

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