Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro on Wednesday asked the country’s Supreme Court, who we’re going to go ahead and guess are simply puppets of his regime and this is just a false play for legitimacy, to conduct an “audit” of his rigged election victory, the Associated Press reports.
Too bad the Cyber Ninjas are out of business, they know a thing or two about auditing elections. Hell even call the Kraken in to explain to voters that Hugo Chavez’s ghost helped reelect Maduro.