“When I saw this picture on Twitter, it instantly pissed me off. Please forgive my language, but look at the price on the bottom right: $62,000. The Vice President earns a salary of $284,000 a year.”

“Kamala has never created a business. She’s never worked her butt off to become personally wealthy. No, like many in politics, she’s enriched herself from the DC Swamp so she can afford to wear necklaces that cost more than two months’ wages. This is the epitome of what the ‘elites’ in DC have been doing to families like yours and mine for decades.”

“Right now, she’s raised over $310 million to go to the White House! President Trump is the only president in my lifetime who has stood up for working families, and it’s because of this, they want to destroy him. So I’m going to ask you for $5 now to help him get elected, but I can assure you of this, your donation won’t go towards a $62,000 necklace. It won’t go to enriching the DC Swamp who hates your values. It will go towards electing the only man who can save America: Donald J Trump. So only if you can afford it, can you chip in just $5 now?” says a Trump campaign fundraising email supposedly written by JD Vance, with a subject line reading “This pic of Kamala pisses me off – It’s the epitome of what the ‘elites’ in DC have been doing to families like mine for decades.”

Yeah let’s just let this one speak for itself. Aside from pointing out the very casual and not at all emphatic accusation that Harris is embezzling from her campaign to buy fucking Tiffany jewelry that her wealthy Hollywood lawyer husband absolutely could afford, we’ll leave it off here.