It was Jerry, not Willie, in the crashing chopper that wasn't crashing, and everything else that was a lie in Trump's helicopter tale

In his disastrous press conference Thursday afternoon, the convicted felon and adjudicated rapist heading the Republican Party, Donald Trump, told an amazing story about sharing a near-death experience with former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown: a close call that Trump described as an emergency landing.

It never happened. According to the New York Times, the confused 78-year-old Trump never shared a helicopter with Kamala Harris’s one-time romantic interest Willie Brown. He did however, once fly in a chopper with former Democratic California Governor Jerry Brown, definitely not a twin of Willie, who says there was no emergency landing and no discussion at all of Kamala Harris.

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