Bald conspiracy-loving jackass Joe Rogan endorsed brainwormed idiot independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr in the Thursday edition of his podcast, Variety reports.

“He’s the only one that makes sense to me… He doesn’t attack people, he attacks actions and ideas, but he’s much more reasonable and intelligent. I mean, the guy was an environmental lawyer and he cleaned up the East River. He’s a legitimate guy,” Rogan said of his fellow anti-vaxxer, adding that Kennedy doesn’t “spin” everything like the mainstream politicians in the two major parties do.

“That’s politics. They do it on the left, they do it on the right. They gaslight you, they manipulate you, they promote narratives – and the only one who is not doing that is Robert F Kennedy Jr,” Rogan continued with his nod, thereby probably doing some not-insignificant damage to convicted felon former President Trump’s bid to return to the White House and end American democracy.

We had originally expected this last year after Kennedy dropped out of the Democratic primary, but as Trump’s momentum continued we began to instead take for granted that Rogan’s increasingly anti-anti-Trump edgelord bullshit would come full circle the same way Elon Musk’s did. So this is maybe slightly surprising but absolutely welcome given Rogan’s influence over low-info, young male dumbasses in Trump’s target demographics who have now been handed permission to throw their vote away on Bobby Brainworms and his truck full of roadkill rather than the Orange God Emperor.