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Fat fucking idiot appears to think Taylor Swift just endorsed him, tells actually sort of believable “with tears in his eyes” story

We bet the Orange God Emperor accepts the endorsement he’s been so thirsty for these past six months or more since that pre-and-post-Super Bowl freakout over fears she would endorse Joe Biden just as she did in 2020… Except none of the screenshots of tweets he has here actually say she endorsed him and the first one literally says “SATIRE” in large bold letters on the image.

And here are the other ones:

Trump also posted “Lightweight Political commentator Van Jones begged me, while in the Oval Office and with tears flowing from his eyes, to help get Criminal Justice Reform approved by the United States Senate. I got it done, with Conservative help, and this lowlife, Jones, never once called to thank me, or the others that helped, for what we had done. Along with Opportunity Zones, the long term funding of HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES, and much more, I’ve done more for our black population than anyone other than, perhaps, Abraham Lincoln!!! Sorry, but that’s the way it is!!!” over a screenshot of a Catturd tweet linking to a Hill story headlined “Van Jones praises Harris’s economic agenda: ‘Thank Goodness.'” We believe Van Jones cried. The other shit about him visiting the Oval Office to push criminal justice reform was probably a lie though.

Later on, the Orange Fatass lost it again over crowd sizes, posting “We had to turn away lots of people yesterday in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, but Comrade Kamala Harris’ Social Media Operation showed empty seats, long before the Rally started, early in the afternoon when, in actuality, we had to turn away 11,500 people! She’s a Crooked Radical Left Politician, and always will be! Everything she touches turns bad, just like California, and San Francisco before it – as is the case with all Marxists. She should have never been Vice President, and had to stage a COUP of Joe Biden, with her America-hating friends, Barrack Hussein Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and the rest. Comrade Kamala is a STONE COLD LOSER, she will FAIL and, if she doesn’t, our Country will cease to exist as we know it, turning into a Communist, Crime Ridden Garbage Dump. November 5th will be the Most Important Date in the History of the USA It’s as simple as that!”

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