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“Birdbrain” was awfully frustrated on Sunday trying to sell voters on the whole “Trump is the lesser of two evils” song-and-dance with CBS’s Margaret Brennan, having to deal with questions about Donald’s batshit press conference and Jaydee’s continued insane rants about childless women.

Other surrogate North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum sucked too at trying to come up with some sort of reality-based argument for how Donald’s inane “tariffs will pay for childcare” fantasy.

Technically a lawyer Alina Habba had an easier time with rodent-faced former Congressman Jason Chaffetz in her comfort zone on Fox News where she was able to freely claim that federal prosecutors are interfering in the election by exposing Russia propaganda operations.

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