“These two are phonies. These are phony candidates, for whom no one voted. This is a phony campaign: Kamala comes out with her phony accent all the time,” says Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law, pop singer Lara Trump, who appears to follow the family tradition of botox and plastic surgery. “They’re phony, Sean, right down to the real camo, the Realtree camo hats, the Harris-Walz hats that you see them constantly forcing their surrogates to wear out there as though it’s gonna trick the red-blooded men in the United States of America to say, oh, wait, you got the Realtree camo hats, I can vote for these two.”
Fake university. Fake hair. Fake charity. Fake presidential authority. Fake marriage. Fake fortune. Fake business successes. Fake reality show.