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Jim Jordan wrestling his way to House GOP leadership

There is pretty much zero doubt, the way Punchbowl News tells it, that spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan is angling for a position in House GOP leadership given his recent habit of handing out unsolicited donations to other members’ campaigns as well as asking if they want him to show up for them in person – since Jordan doesn’t have to campaign for himself in a district gerrymandered into a malformation that would make the 19th century German Empire blush.

“We’re going to win. I’m going to be chairman of the Judiciary Committee. We’re going to use reconciliation to cut the taxes. We’re going to get back to common sense energy policy and we’re going to secure the border. While we’re doing all that, we’re going to be focused on protecting your right to ask me this question five more times,” said Jordan, non-denying his ambitions.

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