Ninety-one year-old Cameroonian President Paul Biya threw his nation a curveball by appearing in public on Monday, having arrived in the capital’s airport from Switzerland, the BBC reports.
Folks had been starting to ask some questions during the six weeks since the last time Biya had been seen alive, even though publicly discussing the president’s health is a criminal offense in the West African nation, which probably helps his political longevity as the old man’s been in power since 1982. And to ditch the tedious sarcasm for a bit putting the BBC describing Biya as “looking visibly strong” and Switzerland together we would bet $20 Biya was there specifically for stem-cell treatments. Like we don’t even need to joke about him getting “adrenochrome” or some other QAnon-ish salve. Swiss stem cell treatments are popular with wealthy third-worlders these days.