Rick Scott tells it like it is

Such rare and refreshing honesty from a politician these days: Senator Rick Scott says he does not want Pete Hegseth to void the NDA his rape accuser signed so she can go public and answer questions about the encounter, preferring to keep it under wraps so Republicans can continue to question her motives and make it sound like a Deep State conspiracy against America First.

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#MAGA #WINNING #MAGA #WINNING #MAGA

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New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

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