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Colorado cops think guy was trying to rob bank but aren’t sure

A possible bank robber with really shitty handwriting grew frustrated and walked out of a First National Bank branch in Loveland, Colorado earlier this month with $0.00 in stolen funds because the teller was unable to read the “illegible” note he had handed them during the possible attempt.

That’s apparently what Loveland Police think happened on December 17th, per Fox News, but between that article and a Facebook post it would seem like they couldn’t figure out what the note said either and are simply seeking the unidentified male for questioning rather than arrest.

The Caucasian male, who appears to be in his 50s or 60s and has a tattoo on his jaw – or it could be a scar – the pic is blurry as hell. Certainly fits with the overall theme of this incident.

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