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Water conservation expert strongly urges Governor “Newscum” to “immediately go to Northern California and open up the water main”

“Governor Gavin Newscum should immediately go to Northern California and open up the water main, and let the water flow into his dry, starving, burning State, instead of having it go out into the Pacific Ocean. It ought to be done right now, NO MORE EXCUSES FROM THIS INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR. IT’S ALREADY FAR TOO LATE!” posted a top water conservation expert on Thursday.

Ughhhh, this fucking moron giving away the game – again. You can tell this is Donald’s attempt at making himself sound like he actually knew what he was talking about on Wednesday when he had a meltdown over some shit about a protected fish whose ecosystem is nowhere near Los Angeles and more importantly its watershed. As explained by mentally competent public officials, hydrants ran dry in upper altitudes of the hills around the city because the cisterns that store the water for those areas and the pressure comes from gravity were depleted by overusage faster than pumps could fill them up – a problem that has fuck all to do with “water mains” in Northern California this fucking subtard thinks sounds smart when he’s trying to retcon his earlier blatant dumbassery on this topic.

“Subtard” is okay, right? If “dotard” is fine then subtard should be on the okay list too.

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