“WHEREAS, an area oflow pressure moving across the Gulf of America, interacting with Arctic air, will bring widespread.impactful winter weather to North Florida beginning Tuesday, January 21, 2025; and WHEREAS, Winter Storm Warnings have been issued for the western Florida Panhandle, with additional extensions eastward along the I-10 corridor this afternoon and evening; and WHEREAS, all modes of hazardous winter weather will be likely, including snow, sleet, and freezing rain;” and blah blah blah, says heels-wearing Governor Ron DeSantis’s Tuesday order declaring a state of emergency in Florida, emphasis added to a fictional body of water being mentioned prominently.