Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

Brainwormed conspiracy freak Robert F Kennedy Jr’s nomination to HHS advanced out of the Senate Finance Committee on a party-line vote on Tuesday, with Louisiana Republican – and actual doctor – Bill Cassidy capitulating at the last minute after weeks of wavering on Bobby.

In very related news, Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination to serve as Director of National Intelligence got a similar boost when Indiana Senator Todd young, another wavering Republican, announced he would support her in the Senate Intel Committee. That vote is expected later Tuesday.

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