Dow futures drop nearly 500 points on inflation data

Dow futures dropped nearly 500 points before the opening bell Wednesday after monthly inflation came in at 3 percent year-over-year for January, darkening the outlook for interest rates cuts, all thanks to convicted felon President Trump’s return to power. “BIDEN INFLATION UP!” Donald posted.

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Dow futures drop nearly 500 points on inflation data

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