Message from Putin passed along

“We should spend less time worrying about Putin, and more time worrying about migrant rape gangs, drug lords, murderers, and people from mental institutions entering our Country – So that we don’t end up like Europe!” posted convicted felon President Trump, leaning hard into self-satire.

Stefanik booed by ADL crowd after bullshit Trump Oct 7th claim

Lumber futures back up to 2022 highs

White collar criminal sure hopes Tom Homan prosecutes AOC

Atlanta Fed forecasts negative 2.8 percent GDP

Texas Lt Gov finally addresses major crisis

“Report” and “opinion” interchangeable in the Murdoch-verse

Treasury pledges to create money laundering-friendly environment

Orange Asshole endorses “paid agitators” line

New cars expected to go up by $12,000 each

Loomer regrets statutory rapist backed out of AG nomination

“There will be a penalty to pay if there is a failure to deliver”

Fat Hitler commands citizens to ignore the lugenpresse

Fox News cleverly appropriates sex trafficker’s hit track title

Jeffries reaffirms that Republicans are on their own

Message from Putin passed along

DEI rages uncontrolled in South Carolina

Van Orden threatens to sic DOGE on already-former VA employee

Straw man’s argument falls on deaf ears

Rubio accuses Zelensky of “Ukraine-splaining”

MAGA Kansas Senator flees town hall meeting

“New bill would give President Trump a THIRD TERM”

FedEx plane makes emergency landing after hitting bird at Newark

Made it all the way to Oregon, still got dysentery

Movie Night Friday: First Man

Republican Colorado Congressman’s staffer ghosts League of Women Voters event immediately upon arriving and seeing turnout

Zelensky “doesn’t have to say negative things about Putin”: Trump

US Mint removes commemorative Capitol Police coin

ChiComs and Russians actively recruiting DOGE victims

Russians got what they paid for

“He disrespected the the United States in its cherished Oval Office”

Dem sue Trump over FEC fuckery

AOC asks Bondi for an update on non-existent case against her

WATCH LIVE: Zelensky trapped next to Kremlin military asset

Texas regime completely silent on measles outbreak

Foreign language to be given official status by executive order

“She believed him when he said Project 2025 was not his plan”

Republicans to use creative accounting to hide tax cut deficits

The Epstein Files Files

Russian tourist disarmed by local resident during fight in Philippines

Pennsylvania pedophile also a would-be MAGA Neo-Nazi terrorist

Orange Tyrant commands GOP to avoid shutdown

Fox News reports blood on Trump’s hands

MAGA Land oddly serene, all things considered

No injuries after Baby Luigi shoots up health insurance CEO’s house

Large majority say prices still going up: CBS News poll

Jim Jordan never gonna give you up

Kash Patel wants to partner the FBI with UFC

Great Salt Lake loses $50 million restoration grant

Surprise! Epstein files a dud

WATCH LIVE: Keir Starmer trapped with orange degenerate