Orange Asshole to sign order killing Department of Education

Convicted felon President Trump is expected to sign an order abolishing the US Department of Education on Thursday, the Wall Street Journal reports on what should’ve been obvious when he picked the CEO of a fake fighting circus white trash think is real to “lead” the department.

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

“Stop proposing this populist shit”

Federal prosecutors charge 20 in NCAA basketball rigging scam

MAGA Congressman struggles to explain regime’s ICE narrative

Fat Hitler threatens to impose Insurrection Act on Minnesota

Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

Incel outraged

Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

Donald insecure about Shah Jr

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

UAW backs Trump heckler

Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

Fossil mayor’s skeleton found

FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

Minneapolis mayor skates circles around Fox Newsworm

Certain US personnel advised to evacuate from Qatar base

Iran preps for mass executions

Grandpa doing the all caps thing again

Tony Dorkoupil taken down a notch

Regime demands list of Jews from University of Pennsylvania

Nunchucks guy dead at 59

Pedo 1980s actor turns himself in

Mamdani and Trump are texting bros

WATCH LIVE: Horrible spray-tan job gives “economic” speech

Third of voters think Renee Good execution justified: QU poll

Regime wanted to prosecute Renee Good’s widow: NYT

Michigan CEO resigns after admitting Renee Good was executed

Jim Jordan wrestles with “foreign fraudsters”: Watch Live

Orange racist mourns cancer-ridden racist

Clintons tell Comer to fuck off on Epstein investigation subpoena

WATCH LIVE: Chickenheads cluck cluck to Capitol reporters

Trump vows to punish fascist stormtroopers who murder civilians

Minnesota AG says Jonathan Good can hide but he can’t run

South Korea prosecutor seeking death penalty for Yoon

“THE DAY OF RECKONING AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING!”

Life coach lady hypes legislation that will never actually pass

Raskin investigating how many Capitol rioters DHS has hired