The nerve of these people, reporting something so not-unexpected

It is an EXTREMELY BAD BREACH OF ETHICS that the @WSJ would publish a DELIBERATELY FALSE ARTICLE and fail to include an unequivocal denial beforehand by the Tesla board of directors! https://t.co/9xdypLGg3c

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2025

Ketamine Brain and his minions were understandably upset the Wall Street Journal had the temerity to print a story that a company that has lost 41 percent of its value in four months due to factors almost solely attributable to the deranged behavior of its principal would be looking for a new one.

The article’s so believable that they could’ve just made it up and the public would be none the wiser.

Orange Ayatollah celebrates regular Ayatollah’s demise

Ayatollah confirmed dead: Israelis

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Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

Presidential address canceled

Tulsi should probably delete this

“All I want is freedom for the people”

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

Zohran comes out victorious again

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs