Guess the fat bastard wasn't watching this Fox and Friends bit

Maybe if he was then Mike Waltz wouldn’t have been fired (does math) three hours later. Oh well.

Meanwhile the Orange Jesus is holding a Christian cult event at the White House after failing to show mercy and forgiveness to Waltz, tucked in here in case reporters get to ask questions.

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts billionaire circlejerk at White House

Former “Real Housewives” star released from Club Fed

“France and Israel killed Charlie Kirk” evidently a bridge too far for the “Venezuela and China stole the 2020 election” crowd

First and Second Amendment under assault by fascist deep state

Jim Jordan forces House GOP to wrestle with reality on ACA

Jaydee runs clip of the actual economy stuff from Trump speech

Hegseth sends fighter jets to buzz Venezuela

Court orders Epstein grand jury materials released

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leaders complain about life’s unfairness

Judge rules in favor of Newsom, orders troops out of Los Angeles

Machado smuggled out of Venezuela

Tired: Pepe the Frog / Wired: Franklin the Turtle

Michigan Dem intros impeachment articles against Brainworms

Would-be new US citizens abruptly denied oath by Trump Regime

At least 315 piles of cremated remains found outside Las Vegas

Fox News reports over 45 seconds of speech covered affordability

Regime requiring give years’ social media history from tourists

You’ll see Trump accusing the NYT of treason if you read all this

WATCH LIVE: Trump convinces Americans they’re wrong about prices and the economy in soaring, coherently-delivered speech

M23 rebels push toward eastern Congo city

“Joe Biden is no longer a threat to them”

MAGA Congressman tired of all this factual, leftist bullshit

Voyager 1 almost one light-day away from Earth

Stranger Things fans think Netflix made show dumber on purpose

Iowa Republican Ashley Hinson campaigns against deadbeat dads