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“The results are what they are, off-year race, predictive of nothing”

5 hours ago

Western civilization ends as liberal Sue Crawford wins in Wisconsin

7 hours ago

MAGA Reich “studying” costs of conquering Greenland: report

8 hours ago

Jimmy Patronis wins FL-1 special

9 hours ago

Randy Fine wins FL-6 special

10 hours ago

Cory Booker minutes away from breaking speech-a-thon record

10 hours ago

QAdulteress not denying Senate plans

10 hours ago

Schiff to hold up Ed Martin’s nomination to DC US Attorney

10 hours ago

Elon Musk’s drug problem considerably more serious than thought as billionaire apparently addled enough to find Greg Gutfeld funny

11 hours ago

Judge rules Khalil petition will stay in New Jersey

11 hours ago

Orange Muppet declares war on Sesame Street

12 hours ago

High school dropout confuses JFK conspiracy theorists

13 hours ago

Waltz used personal Gmail for government business

13 hours ago

Atlanta Fed’s latest GDP forecast now even more Venezuelan

13 hours ago

House GOP sends everyone home for the rest of the week

14 hours ago

NASA “awards” contract to SpaceX

14 hours ago

Higher prices are patriotic

15 hours ago

Germany hit with wave of murders turning out to be sex dolls

15 hours ago

Controller arrested after fistfight inside Reagan National tower

16 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: More Karoline Karnage at the White House

16 hours ago

Team Orange amped for Lutnick’s downfall after tariff shitshow

17 hours ago

Bondi commands prosecutors to get Luigi Mangione executed

18 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Jim Jordan’s judicial overreach-around move

18 hours ago

Jaydee asserted Biden was president in 2019 when “correcting” a Politico reporter on how a man got sent to El Salvadoran dungeon

19 hours ago

“Hahahahahha, no”: Tom Emmer on increasing taxes on wealthy

19 hours ago

Chicoms block Panama Canal asset sale to BlackRock

20 hours ago

Tom Homan obviously hate-listened to Latino rap before Fox bit

20 hours ago

Social Security insurance payments possibly being cut off

21 hours ago

An “April 1st massacre” would be “a beautiful thing”: House GOP member hoping party loses specials to get Trump to fire Elon

22 hours ago

Kari Lake urges Americans to complain to Colorado prison manager

22 hours ago

Jim Jordan wrestles to get anti-injunction rider into spending bill

22 hours ago

Team Orange admits wrong guy sent to El Salvadoran dungeon

23 hours ago

Villager offended by Dolly Parton tribute starring drag queen

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds audience

1 day ago

Federal judge blocks Trump order ending TPS for Venezuelans

1 day ago

Hunter pal off the hook for $162 million in restitution

2 days ago

Weak old bastard admits terrorists aren’t afraid of him

2 days ago

MAGA Land too far gone to determine whether this is sincere or not

2 days ago

El Paso MAGA terrorist’s lawyer points to exact Trump line that inspired client to massacre 23 people in a Walmart in 2019

2 days ago

Spambot claims you can earn thousands with this one easy hack

2 days ago

Orange Hitler 18 percent underwater on economy: AP-NORC poll

2 days ago

Libtard runs over MAGA patriot during Tesla protest in Idaho

2 days ago

Jaydee’s replacement kind of sucked on CNBC

2 days ago

Three of four missing US soldiers found dead in Lithuania

2 days ago

Trump Regime looking to bail out farmers, again: NYT

2 days ago

Well at least one company’s excited for the opening bell

2 days ago

The driver on the bus’s gun goes blam-blam-blam

2 days ago

Jon Ossoff baits QAdulteress into Senate run

2 days ago

New York Post reports ungrateful foreign libtard complaining

2 days ago

French court bans Le Pen from public office for five years

2 days ago

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