Convicted felon President Trump’s reich have the audio of last month’s meeting between his defense lawyer who’s also currently empowered as the second highest ranking law enforcement official in the United States Todd Blanche and the incarcerated sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell – a meeting that led to the latter getting her offender status secretly waived so she could be moved from a normal federal prison in Florida to a Club Fed for female white collar convicts in Texas – and are “considering” releasing a transcript of that meeting, CNN reports.
What’s there to consider? They can make up whatever they want in a transcript. Audio can be easily faked these days too. It’s not like anyone even knows what the hell Maxwell’s voice sounds like so why not just have “her” say something like “It was EXACTLY like Sound of Freedom, except way more violent, that moonless night when President Trump emerged from the waters off the island in his wetsuit and slit the throat of one of Jeffrey’s guards. He then rappelled up the cliff and changed into his tuxedo, disguising himself as ‘John Barron,’ a wealthy scientist/inventor whose uncle went to MIT. I was immediately captivated by him, he was so charming and intelligent as he sipped his Diet Coke from a martini glass. Then Rook, a former Navy SEAL-turned-evil mercenary and Jeffrey’s top henchman, realized that ‘Mr Barron’ wasn’t on the list and immediately confronted him in front of the whole party… I have never seen such lethal Kung Fu moves and still don’t know how Trump managed to spear a pool cue into Rook’s eye socket from 20 feet away while firing an uzi in the other hand.”
“Jeffrey and I barely escaped on the helicopter while Trump ushered all of the girls from their cages onto our yacht and sped off. He still refuses to take credit for what happened that night in 2005.”
What was this about? Oh yeah. That fucking transcript will probably go a lot like that.
In related news the AP reports the House Oversight Committee formally subpoenaed the Justice Department for the Epstein files but of course also are seeking depositions with the Clintons.