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MAGA Land as graceful and dignified as usual after a bad night

A year after having suffered what was absolutely the most horrific and cruel defeat in modern political history, you could say that the folks in the anti-MAGA coalition have extinguished whatever exuberance and hubris existed within them and replaced it with pure grit and searing vendetta. First quarter of a four-year slog that’s just one chapter in what will be a generational fight to not just restore sanity and decency to public life, but ensure that never again do the least among us have any significant voice in power… NOW you can go back and forth all you want about the accuracy of that rosy read of the most engaged members of the blue electorate is accurate, nobody’s ever seriously going to expect the same from the Trump fanboys because holy shit they right are back to form after Tuesday’s beatdown. The copium floweth freely on the MAGA interwebs:

“We all knew it would happen. Enjoy the sharia patrols and the obnoxious call to prayer at 5am everyday” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article headlined “RIP NYC – Muslim Communist Zohran Mamdani Wins New York City Mayoral Race.” He sounds just like those libs who warned that if Trump won ICE would be unleashed to commit horrific human rights abuses and that a wave of unimaginable corruption would swamp the presidency and government, so maybe he’ll be right.

“Can’t the voters claim they are disenfranchised (Democrats favorite word) if 44 percent of the state is popular vote for Republicans, but only 10 percent of the congressional representatives end up Republican? They are not getting adequate representation” – Top comment on Fox News’s California Prop 50 passage article. Of course this asshole has never heard of Wisconsin, about as close to 50-50 in 2024 as you can get but 6 of 8 Congressional districts are still held by Republicans.

“If I drive 116 mph in a 65 mph posted speed limit, I can plead the Jones defense. No jail time, small fine, license not suspended, and I can cheat on my community service. Then I will be rewarded by dumbass voters. I’m crying over this” – Top comment on Twitchy’s article about Jay Jones winning in Virginia. The actual speeding ticket Jones got is was for doing 85 in 55 mph zone in 2022, but the exaggeration aside, lol. Didn’t another politician get convicted of 34 felonies and then get “rewarded by dumbass voters” in the form of being spared from likely dying in prison for his crimes?

“I voted No. Everyone I know voted No” – Top comment on the Breitbart article “California Approves Prop 50, Potentially Adding 5 Democrat House Seats,” posted early Wednesday by a reader who goes by “GeneCali” on Disqus. Meaning you can probably take his word for it on his vote – and on that of everyone else he knows in what’s probably some small town up in the Sierra Nevadas or maybe the Central Valley. Two or three dozen MAGA Californians in his social circle telling him they voted no is the proof he needs to (apparently) imply that the vote was somehow rigged.

“Being from a red state, I just can’t imagine that people can have such opposing ideals. It’s unimaginable to me that people would rather get a hand out than put in hard work and be rewarded for that work. Monetarily and the reward your souls gets from being productive. So disheartening to think we are so different. What promises do they make that makes being left leaning appealing? I just don’t understand” – Top comment on, appropriately, RedState.com’s article about Mikie Sherrill’s win in New Jersey and holy hell. This is like if the disembodied id of a Ron Brownstein column was made flesh and its sole purpose was to prove his points with subatomic-level tautological precision, lol. It doesn’t matter if this is a troll (unlikely given the paywall), it was still the “Best” comment and the other paid subscribers upvoted in agreement. Still, a small shred of sympathy for the red stater’s bewilderment. It’s just as hard for blue voters to understand why MAGAmericans think a fat fuck preoccupied with building a magnificent ballroom on public property is somehow “fighting” for them.

“Excellent. Now you all have clarity. Now you all must finally realize the truth: there are no moderate Democrats anymore. They’re all radical communists now who laugh about our thought leaders being murdered in broad daylight. They brag about taking your children away and performing Island of Dr Moreau experiments on them and will kill you…like they did Charlie, if you try to stop them. You’re in a civil war for the soul of this country now. Two worldviews are entering Thunderdome. Only one will be allowed to exist. You can no longer ignore that now” – Top comment on the Right Scoop’s article about Zohran Mamdani’s win. Wow that’s uh, bleak. So much so it’s actually kind of depressing to see upfront that someone is suffering this badly. Like remove the politics and look at it from a clinical perspective: This man simply is not well, possibly beyond the help of modern psychiatric medicine.

“So now it’s a ‘bloodbath” if we lose in major cities run by Democrats for decades and states that are at best purple just because Trump won the state? Just because it was Vance’s brother shouldn’t matter. Hell…Trump himself probably couldn’t win a mayoral race in a major city” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article about Jaydee’s brother’s apocalyptic defeat in Cincinnati and thus far by a significant degree the most chemically-balanced of commenters collected here. Still wrong on a few points: It was a bloodbath nationally when Mikie Sherrill won by 13 in a race that was supposed to be a “toss-up.” Davey Bowman bled pretty badly. Trump probably could win mayor of Miami.

“This is the peculiarity of American politics. When the Left wins so much as a dog catcher election, they declare that they have an eternal mandate from God Himself while the Republicans go into full panic mode. They had a minor victory in deep blue states and a metropolis with a death wish. Get over it” – Top comment on the Instapundit post headlined “IT AIN’T NO BIG SURPRISE THAT IDIOTS WIN IN PLACES CONTROLLED BY THE DEMOCRAT MACHINE.” Makes sense… when you look at the outcomes rather than the margins. The margins were not great for MAGA. Downright awful, actually.

“Trump has one year. Come 2026 the Dems take over the house and Senate. Possibly with supermajorities in one, if not both. That will be the end of his ability to clean up the country unfortunately” – Top comment on a TownHall.com column headlined “They Were All Deep Blue States. But…” in which some d-bag named Mark Lewis writes that before Tuesday he’d “had some hopes. After ten months of the good things Trump has done for the country, there was hope that maybe, just maybe, some people were being converted, some hearts were being changed, some Americans were starting to see the difference between the ‘right’ and the ‘left,’ between good and evil, starting to see cause and effect. And maybe some are. I certainly don’t know the heart of every American. But if hearts are being changed, that wasn’t in evidence on November 4. The Republicans, Trump, got slaughtered,” words which led the commenter to fucking threaten us with a good time.

“Everyone is too busy with ‘feelings.’ Feelings apparently dictate the politics of the modern voter rather than truth and rational thought. Democrats have brainwashed the uneducated masses into believing they’re perpetual victims and that they’re owed just about everything under the sun because of the evils of capitalism and Trump. Equity for everybody!” – Top comment on the New York Post‘s guest editorial by Mediaite’s MAGA-Zionist diversity hire Isaac Schorr, headlined “Why so many New Yorkers were swayed by the lies of socialism and Zohran Mamdani.” The rant went on for longer but you got the gist of a reader who may or may not have typed that on their phone as they walked on railroad tracks wearing noise-canceling headphones and blasting Morgan Wallen. If anyone’s got a better way to elucidate the capacious void that is their self-awareness. A fucking MAGA troll lecturing other voters on “feelings” invites that kind of hyperbole.

“Well, this is a call to ALL red states to begin redistricting. The Left is at war with us whether we think so or not, so get on it. About time we fought back, and hard. We have more seats to pick up than they do” – Top comment on the Daily Wire’s article about California’s Prop 50. Fuuuuuuck, lol.

Emotion before self-promotion – or just combining the two – will be key to the uncertain path forward in MAGA Land. The rest of us just gotta fucking vote in every single goddamned election.

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