Crypto douchebag Changpeng Zhao, aka “CZ” to the fanboys in the online communities that worship his genius, was pardoned by convicted felon President Trump and his company Binance allowed to operate domestically again last year because the Orange God Emperor had decreed that it had been a “witch hunt” when the Biden DOJ prosecuted CZ for allowing terrorist groups, drug cartels, child sex trafficking rings, and all other Fox News villains to launder money through his crypto market.

This was of course TOTALLY unrelated to Zhao having partnered with Eric and Don Jr on the $TRUMP shitcoin and their “World Liberty Financial” scam operation. Basically just an “autopen” pardon. But in any case, what did Binance – no longer led by Zhao day-to-day but he still owns as much as 90 percent of the company – do with their newfound lease on business life in the US? Well, according to the Wall Street Journal a few weeks later they squashed an internal investigation into $1 billion in crypto that had been moved to Iranian-backed terror networks and then fired the team.

It’s almost like all of that convoluted bullshit about Joe Biden having indirectly funded the October 7th attacks by unfreezing billions of Iranian cash impounded by the first Trump Regime which then went to Hamas because money is “fungible” was actually kind of true except it’s the Trump family’s business partner and pardonee helping to keep the money flowing to Tehran’s terrorist proxies.