Screw you guys, I'm going home: Jaydee to Iranians

US Vice President JD Vance on Sunday departed Pakistan with nothing even remotely resembling a peace agreement with the Iranians, the AP reports on a historic, unprecedented failure.

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Screw you guys, I’m going home: Jaydee to Iranians

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