Orban quits Hungarian parliament

Evidently unwilling to suffer the embarrassment of sitting in the cheap seats now that he’s been removed from power after 16 years of strongman rule, former Hungarian dictator Viktor Orban on Saturday announced he’s stepping down from Budapest’s parliament, to lead “the reorganization of the patriotic movement,” the BBC reports on some not-at-all-uncharacteristic butthurt.

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