Orange Ayatollah threatening to wipe Iran out again

This bullshit is getting old. Fox News’s Trey Yingst reports convicted felon President Trump said that Iran will be “blown off the face of the Earth” if any American vessels are targeted.

Cranky old asshole a little late on the “fact check” on ABC News

Orange Ayatollah threatening to wipe Iran out again

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Senate GOP members drafting war authorization act

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Spirit Airlines officially shuts down

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Orange Allah anoints McConnell successor

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Fourteen IRGC troops dead from an “explosion of bomb remnants”

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Camp Mystic not reopening this summer

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Louisiana Dem sues to block Landry gerrymander speedrun

Whistleblower says what you already guessed about SPLC case

“Lib terrorists did it” trending in unfurnished basements nationwide

Iranians digging into missile reserves more literally than you think

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RonAnon encourages fans to make their vote count in mentally ill colleague’s non-binding Twitter poll that bots can click yes on

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Scott Jennings snaps “get your fucking hand out of my face”

DOGEcels exposed healthcare providers’ Social Security numbers

WATCH LIVE: Faithful disciples surround Orange Jesus with love

Stereotypical boomer hell bent on pulling the ladder up behind him

White collar criminal brimming with tiresome personal insecurities

Large animatronic dinosaur fire claims large animatronic dinosaur

Orange Felon pulls plug on shitbrained quack surgeon general pick

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Big Rotisserie subverts democracy

President declares the American people “angry” with “seriously unfunny” Jimmy Kimmel, stresses urgency for ABC to fire him

Maine Gov Janet Mills drops Senate campaign

Steve Scalise’s gas price narrative could use some work

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