Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

Convicted felon President Trump will this week undergo the fourth medical exam of his second already failed term, doing in under 17 months what Barack Obama and George W Bush did once a year during their terms, USA Today reports on the steadily worsening health of the old shitbag.

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Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

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